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Squatch Stack

Squatch Stack: a shop that opens in the chat, essays, and requests to the studio. No sign-in.

First seen 6 Oct 2026. Evidence as of 6 Oct 2026.

13
Tools
From an anonymous probe
1
Source listings
Each with its own history
8
Recorded changes
Since first seen

Tools

ToolDescriptionBehaviour
about_this_serverWho runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.Read-only
contact_draftMake a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.Read-only
get_goodDetails for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.Read-only
get_walkOne 'Wild Man of the Way' essay by number (1-24): title, thinkers, reading time, an opening excerpt and the link to read it in full.Read-only
list_goodsBrowse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.Read-only
parse_buffaloTag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.Read-only
pick_a_walkSuggest one 'Wild Man of the Way' essay that fits the minutes someone has right now, with a short excerpt and the link. Different each time.Read-only
request_customLeave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from [email protected] if an email address is given. Returns a reference (SQ-XXXXXX) to check with request_status. It sends no email and charges nothing; the request and the address are kept for 180 days, then deleted. Ask the person before sending their email address.Changes data
request_statusWhere a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short reference (SQ-XXXXXX) only the status. Never shows the original message or email address.Read-only
search_walksFind essays from 'Wild Man of the Way' (24 walks on theplainlystated.com) by words, thinker (e.g. Zhuangzi, Seneca, Thoreau) or format. Returns titles, short excerpts and links.Read-only
show_shopShow the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional search words or kind narrow it. Apps without interactive views get the same list as text.Read-only
start_checkoutBuild a Squatch Stack checkout link for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the link to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the shop's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).Read-only
studio_infoWhat Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.Read-only

Change history

  1. show_shop: tool added
  2. request_status: tool added
  3. request_custom: tool added
  4. pick_a_walk: tool added
  5. about_this_server: tool added
  6. server instructions changed (+"Squatch Stack is a small software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks. This server is its friendly front desk. - Be warm and plain-spoken; a little wry is fine. The studio's mascot is a Sasquatch called the Founder. - Nothing here buys anything or sends email. start_checkout makes a link the person opens and pays themselves; contact_draft makes an email they send themselves. Say so, so they know nothing happened behind their back. - request_custom is the one tool that leaves something with the studio: a request in an inbox a person reads. Show the person the request first, and only include their email address if they say yes. - If someone asks whether this is legitimate, call about_this_server: it shows how to verify the operator. - Essays: share titles, excerpts and links; let people read the full text on the site.")
  7. Description changed (registry)
  8. Listed (registry)
Source listings
SourceListingFirst seenLast seenVersions
Official MCP Registrycc.squatch/mcp6 Oct 20266 Oct 20262